Things never heard at Rider

…at Daly’s: “You mean, you want your meat cooked?!”

…at a Fine Arts casting session: “Hmm, perhaps we should cast someone new as the lead this time.”

…by school decision-makers: “What? A terrorist attack? Sure, we should cancel classes.”

…at the frats: “Hey, Chad, hand me another O’Doule’s.”

…at the Pub: “OK, who wants a Brandy Alexander?”

…at the Student Center Snack Bar: “Bring back the sushi!”

…at Java City: “Wow, only $2.45? How do you guys make any money on this stuff?”

…from Security: “Hmm, an illegally parked car in a half-empty lot. Nah, don’t bother with the ticket.”

…from a Rider News sports reporter: “Mario who?”

But you didn’t hear it from me,

Fillup Lastly

Crappy Editor