April Fools’ pranks

- put clear plastic wrap on the toilet seats. Just remember not to do it to your own hall toilet.

- moon your professor.

- short sheet your roommate.

- piss in a Corona bottle.

- put a hamster in a microwave. Just don’t turn it on, you sick baboon!

- crazy glue your roommate’s bed to the ceiling.

- is everyone dead in this room?

- put bleach in your roommate’s laundry detergent.

- . . .or Nair in his or her shampoo.

- . . .or hot sauce, anywhere.

- turn all desks in a classroom to face the back wall.

- fake a heart attack in Deadly’s Dining Hall.

- girls, tell your boyfriend you’re pregnant. Or guys, tell your girlfriend you’re pregnant.

- tell your parents you’ve dropped out of school and joined your state militia.

- wipe your behind with this page.